Here I am with my remarkable wife Carrie. What an incredible woman! Sensitive, bright, caring, compassionate -- and she remembers to keep my American League souvenir caps in alphabetical order.

Of course, the picture isn't 100% rosey. Fact is, Carrie thinks I'm kind of anal. Actually, she uses a different word, but this is a family movie.

God, I hope nothing happens to make her leave me.