Call me Jack. But when you call, remember I bill by the quarter-hour. That's a lawyer joke, and I'm a lawyer. One of the most expensive in L.A., and I like to think, one of the best. But don't hate me because I'm handsome, successful and wealthy beyond your wildest fantasies. After all, I have my problems too. Take my third wife ... please! She thinks I'm having some kind of affair, just because I ran off to San Francisco with a maladjusted writer who thinks he's the father of my runaway son. Could happen to anybody, right? Uh, maybe we better just stick with the evidence.

Me and my money

Carrie and I

Coleen and I

Dale and I

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