Fathers' Day

Here I am with Jack, the father of my son. That is, the other father of my son. No it didn't make much sense to me either. How can a boy have two fathers? I barely survived one father. Anyway, for a lawyer, Jack's a swell guy -- if you overlook his cynicism, irony and cold, calculating selfishness. Underneath that sarcastic exterior beats the heart of a real smart-ass. But maybe I'm just jealous. Then again, why be jealous of Jack? I mean, what does Jack have that I don't have? Only a beautiful wife, a successful career, and a bankroll that would choke a moose. Not that I'm bitter. Anyway, now that Jack and I have found each other, we're teaming up to find our son. With Jack's brains and my heart, how can we fail? Don't answer that.