My dinner with Colette. Well, really it was a lunch. I told her the chili was the house specialty. She told me I was the father of her child. She also told me the kid was 16. They say the father is always the last to know, but geez -- this is ridiculous. After all these years, Colette still has everything I look for in a woman. She's sensitive, intelligent, beautiful, and totally unavailable. I let her pick up the check.